Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize