How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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