Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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