You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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