where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
