Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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