Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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