Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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