Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize