no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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