On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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