Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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