She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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