return my video game
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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