these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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