Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
