in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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