Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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