belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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