Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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