Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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