She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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