rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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