ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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