My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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