I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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