you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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