The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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