T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
