Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I love you. Go after that dick
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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