Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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