So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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