it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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