You really coming over, don't trick.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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