planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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