she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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