Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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