Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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