i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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