Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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