He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He? As in you personified your dick?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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