im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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