So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
This is my gift to your gina
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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