after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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