Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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