stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Two words: nipple clamps
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