So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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