she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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