Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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