how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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