jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
