Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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