listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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