Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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