if only i could text you this smell
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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